The- Man- I- Have- A- Crush- On
Calling up The- Man- I- Have- A- Crush- On (Is this the right line?!??)
Ummm… Hi (?!?)… (Shit!! Why do I have to be this nervous?)
Err… (How do I start??? HOW??) … ‘Ssup? (Nice, very nice! Why don’t u just cum out n say it: IM DUMB!)
Me? (Can we talk abt me? Is it allowed? *Harrowed*) Hehehee (Now ill laugh hysterically and make sure tht u notice my insanity) Bus, nuffin much. Doing my work… U know na, I have soo many fckng submissions on Monday… Aik to yeh univ bhi na… Total shit hole (Swearing will increase his interest in you exceedingly. Smooth! And how can he not be interested in your stupid schedules? Keep enlightening him…)
Oh yeh yeh… I’ll hold… No. Noo… DON’T hang up… I can wait *almost a whine* U take tht call. Sure I’m sure!! (Uff! I’m soo available) I’m telling u na, it’s not a problem (I’m telling you na: I’m dumb)
*Waiting… Still waiting… Looking at my nails… (ewww!) … Whistling… Humming… Waiting…*
Yeh? Yeh! Hello! (Stopping myself frm screaming in joy) U back? (I’m either incredibly smart, or incredibly stupid… I think I’m incredibly stupid: very very very stupid… Being this stupid should be a crime: they should hang me! Oh please, please dear Lord, hang me… HAAAANG MEE!!)
Ummm… Nuffin special… I was just doing my (STOP!!!) … I was watching TV *A lil sheepishly… A lil too sheepishly* NOO!! I wasn’t watching porn!! (Was I THT sheepish??) Tum kia kertay ho?… Oh. Oh? OH! I’m sorry… (FUCK!!) U were sleeping?… Well yeh, ppl do sleep at this hour… (C’mon! Its jus WHAT?? Its already 2:00 am???) Oh then, u shud go (Yeh after I’v ruined ur sleep and u’ll be unbelievably grouchy tomorrow and like hate me for the rest of ur life…)
No, No. There wasn’t nethng special… Offcourse I’m ok (What does he take me for? An idiot?!!) Just wanted to say hi… Hee hee (MashAllah!)… Yeh we’ll be meeting tomorrow in skool (Same univ! like HELLO!!)…
Well, I suppose I cud wait till that (How could I? There are still 7 hrs to go)… Hee hee (Uff! Im such a RETARD!!)
Yeh ok. Ok bye then… LISTEN!! Take care yaar… Sleep sweet… Thanx, I will… Ok. Ok. Byeee
(Stupid. Stupid! STUPID!!)
(How will I ever face him tomorrow?)
*Sighs!*
